Weddings

Wedding speeches that sound like you

You know the stories. You just need them in the right order, with a good opening and an ending that lands. Tell me about the couple, and I'll send you a speech the same day.

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Maid or matron of honour

Share your favourite stories about the bride and get a warm, funny speech back the same day. For matrons of honour too.

made to order, same day

Maid of honour speech kit

Write it yourself, in your own words. Worksheets, a five-block template, example lines and cue cards, in English and Portuguese. Instant download.

instant download

Best man or groomsman

Written from your stories about the groom. Funny where it should be, heartfelt where it counts.

made to order, same day

Father of the bride

Tell me about your daughter and the couple, and get a speech written in your voice.

made to order, same day

Mother of the bride

Built from your own memories of her. Warm and personal.

made to order, same day

Wedding vows

Romantic, funny or both. For weddings, elopements and vow renewals.

made to order, same day

Wedding planning spreadsheet

Six connected tabs: a live dashboard, budget, guest list with RSVPs, checklist, vendors and a day-of timeline. Works in Excel and Google Sheets. Instant download.

instant download

How it works

  1. Answer a short questionnaire

    Order on Etsy, then tell me your stories in the personalization box or by Etsy message. It takes about 5 minutes.

  2. Get your speech the same day

    Once your answers arrive, I send it as a formatted PDF, usually within hours.

  3. Practise with the delivery notes

    Cues in the text and a short coaching page help you say it with confidence.