Weddings

Wedding speeches that sound like you

You know the stories. You just need them in the right order, with a good opening and an ending that lands. Tell me about the couple, and I'll send you a speech the same day.

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Maid or matron of honour

Share your favourite stories about the bride and get a warm, funny speech back the same day. For matrons of honour too.

$17.99 CAD  |  made to order, same day

Best man or groomsman

Written from your stories about the groom. Funny where it should be, heartfelt where it counts.

$17.99 CAD  |  made to order, same day

Father of the bride

Tell me about your daughter and the couple, and get a speech written in your voice.

$17.99 CAD  |  made to order, same day

Mother of the bride

Built from your own memories of her. Warm and personal.

$17.99 CAD  |  made to order, same day

Wedding vows

Romantic, funny or both. For weddings, elopements and vow renewals.

$20.99 CAD  |  made to order, same day

Wedding planning spreadsheet

Six connected tabs: a live dashboard, budget, guest list with RSVPs, checklist, vendors and a day-of timeline. Works in Excel and Google Sheets. Instant download.

$9.99 CAD  |  instant download

How it works

  1. Answer a short questionnaire

    Order on Etsy, then tell me your stories in the personalization box or by Etsy message. It takes about 5 minutes.

  2. Get your speech the same day

    Once your answers arrive, I send it as a formatted PDF, usually within hours.

  3. Practise with the delivery notes

    Cues in the text and a short coaching page help you say it with confidence.