A speech that sounds like you, ready the same day
Tell me your stories in a short questionnaire. I write a custom speech from them and send it to you as a PDF the same day. For weddings, eulogies, retirements and anniversaries.
Every order is placed on Etsy.
What's the occasion?
Weddings, retirements and anniversaries
Warm, funny where it should be, and heartfelt where it counts.
Eulogies
When you need to speak about someone you've lost. Share what you remember, and I'll help you find the words.
How it works
Answer a short questionnaire
Order on Etsy, then tell me your stories in the personalization box or by Etsy message. It takes about 5 minutes.
Get your speech the same day
Once your answers arrive, I send it as a formatted PDF, usually within hours.
Practise with the delivery notes
Cues in the text and a short coaching page help you say it with confidence.
What you get
- A speech written only from your stories, timed to about 3 minutes (eulogies run 3 to 5)
- Delivery cues in the text, so you know where to pause
- A short coaching page to help you practise
- A formatted PDF, the same day your answers arrive
- One free revision, and free revisions always for eulogies
- Written in English or Portuguese
Good evening, everyone. For those who don't know me, I'm Sam, and I've been Daniel's best friend since we were nine, when he tried to sell me my own bike.
[pause] He has improved since then. A little. But the day he met Priya, something changed. He started showing up on time. He learned what a coaster was. [look at the couple]
Priya, thank you. You found the best version of him, and you made him want to stay that way.
Hi, I'm Rick
I live in Mississauga, Ontario, and I write speeches for the moments people worry about most: the toast, the vows, the goodbye. I write in English or Portuguese.
Questions
Why do I order on Etsy?
Etsy handles the payment and keeps your order and messages in one place. Your review there also helps other people find me.
What happens to my stories?
They are used only to write your speech. I never reuse them or show them anywhere.
How long is the speech?
Most speeches are timed to about 3 minutes. A eulogy runs 3 to 5 minutes, and vows are timed for your ceremony.